What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish? you’ve given me a lot to think about billboard on the side of the road, a lot to think about.
I tried this on a female before.
She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”
*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus
this story makes me laugh and cry